i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever
- This is gonna be a huge project
- Dirty ice
- Wow it’s all really coming together
- This is gonna be awesome
- Oh no how are we going to get it through the door
- My dad would be proud
- What a great reaction
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
it’s hard to tell whether this is a comedy sketch or an actual conversation
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
"Your laugh has become my warmth."-Six word story #2 (via questiun)
"A burnt child loves the fire."-Oscar Wilde (via tikerion)
"You’re lying next to me.
-Connotativewords | jl | This (via connotativewords)
And I’m half asleep,
wondering what I did
to deserve this moment –
to deserve you.
And while you’re here,
all I can think about
is what I can do tomorrow
to be better for you
than I was today."
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
Re blogging for commentary mostly. How are people so ignorant? The ONLY thing you can buy w food stamps is fucking FOOD.
You can’t even buy pre prepared hot food with food stamps, like not even the kind they serve at the grocery store. U can’t buy anything but groceries. Tell me where I can input my food stamps card to go to fuckin disneyland pls